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Originally posted by MrIzzz
i'm gonna change things up for june cause i didnt sell my sig. so the first four people to make me really laugh in this thread will get my sig space for a different week each this month.
anything you wanna put in there is fine with me(so long as its legal)
be creative....dont post jokes that i've already heard, or pics that i've already seen.
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I masturbate far too much. When I was 14 I did it simultaneously with my best friend, he'd never done it before and I showed him how. I later masturbated over that. A week ago I did it on a moving train in the toilet over the girl I had just been sitting opposite. I've masturbated over every girl I've ever known. I've masturbated into a yogurt, I've tried to suck my own penis, I do it on average twice a day over internet porn and crappy TV sex documentaries and erotic films.
I'm a virgin.