C'mon guys. Do I have to post something stupid and useless to get a response here?
OK, here's my favourite old gay joke:
2 gay guys have just had really hot and long gay sex session - the best ever. One of them says "I'm going to get the video camera and while I'm away, Your not to wank".
When he gets back there is cum all over the place - on the the couch, the floor, the walls, on the celling, everywhere! "I thought I told you not to wank".
"I didn't, I farted".