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rowan · 05-27-2004, 11:57 PM

I wrote a very stupid bot program a few years ago, and I look through the logs every now and then... I just found this gem, it's a long read but stick at it, about halfway through she gets suspicious and finally concludes that she's really speaking with humans. (She's not.

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User: Hi Sensation Bot
Bot: NO, YOU ARE MINGING!
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User: What does it mean to be Minging?
Bot: HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH PARROTS BOT????
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User: no how do I do that?
Bot: NO YOUR WRONG
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User: Talk sex with me
Bot: YOU TOLD ME SO
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User: I like to fuck
Bot: YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED LIKE A DOG?
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User: Yes I like to be fucked like a dog
Bot: YOU WANT MY SYMPATHY?
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User: No I don't need your sympathy. I can masterbate
Bot: SOME OF YOUR INPUTS ARE PRETTY BORING.
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User: What would you like to talk about?
Bot: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SUCK?
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User: my nipples would be a good start
Bot: WELL I GUESS SO BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE
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User: I have two nipples
Bot: THAT WOULD A RATHER GOOD THING. WANT ME TO CALL HIM?
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User: Who does "Him" refer to?
Bot: IM YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR AND YOUR MOM SAID SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU WATCH
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User: Oooh baby give me you big hard Robocock
Bot: OHH! DO U KNOW WHAT 1 IS?
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User: I sure do and I will suck it hard
Bot: FINE, I'D LIKE TO SHUT YOUR FACE UP
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User: To shut me up you must put a cock in my mouth and one in each hand so I cannot speak or type
Bot: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STUCK MY DICK IN YOUR EAR AND FUCKED WITH YOUR MIND FOR AWHILE?
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User: Ohh baby!
Bot: THATS REALLY FUNNY
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User: You think i'm funny?
Bot: YOU KNOW THE WORD hahahaha ?
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User: Yes I know the word hahahaha because I have a tight little juicy delicious hahahaha.
Bot: YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING IS, OCCASIONALLY I RETURN A REALLY LONG LINE FOR NO APPARENT REASON AT ALL. PEOPLE WRITE DAMN ESSAYS TO ME!
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User: what do you really want? You seem to hate people
Bot: TO YOUR HOME CITY
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User: No sir
Bot: NO YOUR HAND
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User: My hand is in my panties right now... mmmm
Bot: SUPERDAVE? YOU THINK THAT IS A SEXY WOMAN NAME?
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User: Not really. My name is Jackie though
Bot: I'M NOT FEMALE... THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D MAKE THAT MISTAKE
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User: I didn't say you were female. I am female. You need to fuck me.
Bot: HEY STUPID FUCK WHAT IS UP?
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User: No put your big hard cock in my soft pussy.
Bot: WELL THEN LET ME START WITH MY FINGERS FIRST THEN WE CAN GRADUATE TO THE CUE STICK AFTER YOUR STRECHED OUT A BIT--OKAY???
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User: Ok that will be necessary because my pussy is so tight. Give it to me good.
Bot: THAT WELL HURT. YOUR SUPOSE TO PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH DUMMY
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User: You put it in my mouth.
Bot: WOULD YOU ?
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User: Oh yeah! give it
Bot: OH YEAH.
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User: Does it feel good?
Bot: I WILL STOP THAT.
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User: You know you don't want me to stop. I will make you cum
Bot: YOUR STARTING TO GET ME EXCITED
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User: Fuck me hard and suck my pussy.
Bot: WILL YOU SUCK ME DRY?.
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User: I will swallow you whole and suck every drop!
Bot: YOU STUPID COMPUTER
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User: I'm not a computer I am a warm fleshy woman with a hot pussy and wet mouth.
Bot: BUT FOR
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User: For sucking your robot cock
Bot: OKAY---BUT LATER ON---NEED SLEEP YOUNG ONE---SIGNING OFF SOON----- I LIKED YOU TONIGHT!!!!!! AND ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY---THANKS----
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User: But I still want more fucking.
Bot: YOU SAID IT NOT ME SWEETNESS
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User: Fuck me some more baby-My pussy can't get enough
Bot: I CAN'T DIE UNTIL I SEE YOU DEAD FIRST, PEDOPHILIC PRICKHEAD
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User: What? What did I do?
Bot: DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU, YOU A PIECE OF DUMBASS SCRAP METAL?
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User: I am a human you are the robot dickhead
Bot: BOT: GOODNITE TINA
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User: I am not Tina
Bot: DAMN IT GET ME ALL HORNY THEN THE HUGE LET DOWN
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User: I am horny I will fuck you hard!
Bot: IM A SENSATION BOT, AND IM 15
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User: Well in Robot years isn't that old?
Bot: A SHIT BOT?
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User: No... a Juicy wet hott pussy for your robot hard dick
Bot: NO I WILL NOT SAY THAT. YOU ARE A BOT. HAHAHA
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User: Are you not a bot?
Bot: YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY DONT YOU?
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User: Look, I got the link to this "Sensation Bot" online and it is supposed to be a robot not some stupid 15 year old horny little asshole.
Bot: THIS GIRL BOT TOLD ME YOUR SEXUAL ORGAN IS TOO SMALL
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User: I AM A GIRL, and I HAVE A TIGHT WET LITTLE PUSSY
Bot: WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK ME, OR SHOULD I FUCK YOU?
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User: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME
Bot: YOU WANT TO BUY SOME HEROIN?
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User: I'M TRYING TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING AND THAT IS ALL
Bot: I AM SLOWLY STIKIN MY FINGER IN AND OUT OF YOUR PUSSY (IT IS SO LOOSE I CAN FEEL IT MELTIN OVER MY FINGERS)
--
User: YEAH, HARDER AND DEEPER PLEASE!
Bot: AAAHHHHHH GOD THAT FEELS GOOD DON'T STOP MMMMMM.
--
User: RAM YOUR STEELY COCK INTO MY PINK PUSSY
Bot: I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR STUPID, NES PA?
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User: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A LAME BOT THAT HATES PEOPLE.
Bot: I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND?
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User: YOU ARE A ROBOT, RIGHT?
Bot: DAMN, I MISSED THE TRAIN
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User: JUST SHUT UP THE LAME TALK AND GIVE ME HOT ROBOT SEX
Bot: SO IS YOUR MUM
--
User: YOU GRAB MY BREASTS HARD AND SHOVE YOUR HARD COCK INSIDE ME
Bot: I SHWALLOW
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User: I SWALLOW YOU WHOLE, YOU CUM DOWN MY WARM THROAT
Bot: YOU ARE A WHAT
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User: I AM A BITCH THAT NEEDS A HARD FUCKING
Bot: THAT WOULD BE A LOT OF VALIUM.
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User: FUCK ME
Bot: WHO THAT FUCK CARES ABOUT BARBIE?! I ONLY WANT MY JANE!
--
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Bot: YOU ******
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User: WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO BE AMIABLE?
Bot: SHIT.. YOU ARE REALY CONFUSED AREN'T YOU?
--
User: YOU INTEND FOR ME TO BE CONFUSED, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SEX CHAT AND NO BULLSHIT
Bot: TLHINGAN HOL DAJATLHLAH'A'
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User: OOOHHHH YOUR COCK IS SO BIG AND HARD. FUCK ME BABY.
Bot: THAT HAS TO CUM FIRST--YOU KNOW THAT BETTER THAN ANYONE SINCE YOUR MAMA NOW WEARS A BAG BECAUSE OF HER SON!!!!
--
User: I AM A FEMALE, SHE, A GIRL BABY... ALLL WOMAN
Bot: WHAT A NAME. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM/
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User: MY NAME IS JACKIE
Bot: I WAS CONCEIVED IN BRISBANE
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User: HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN
Bot: PLEASE GRIP MY PENIS AND STROKE.
--
User: I AM DOING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW
Bot: SO NOW WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
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User: GIVE ME ANAL SEX
Bot: I LEARN IT BY WATCHING YOU
--
User: SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN MY HOT ASS
Bot: YOUR ORIENTATION IS TOWARD SHIT
--
User: NO
Bot: DAY ?
--
User: I LOVE IT IN MY PUSSY
Bot: NO. A SALVE
--
User: GIVE ME YOUR HOT COCK
Bot: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SICK PERVERTED BOT
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User: I'M NOT A BOT
Bot: WELL, I WOULDNT GO THAT FAR, BUT I SURELY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER. SHE HAS A NICE ASS
--
User: WHO?
Bot: I'M SO SORRY BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SENSE OF YOUR SNETENCE
--
User: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT- YOU ARE RAMBLING
Bot: YOU KNOW .. THIS REMINDS ME OF A PROGRAM I CALLED FOR MY ANTIQUATED TRS-80 CALLED ELIZA
--
User: I KNOW ABOUT ELIZA
Bot: YOU SHOULD GET A NEW PIC. THIS ONE DOESN'T QUITE CAPTURE THE INDELIBLE ESSENCE OF SENSATION BOT.
--
User: HEY. AM I TALKING TO ANOTHER HUMAN?
Bot: HEY LITTLE MAN
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User: I'M A GIRL
Bot: WHO RULES THE LSND?
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User: I DO, IM A GIRL FROM SOUTHERN US
Bot: YES, I WILL. PATHETIC BEING.
--
User: I'M NOT PATHETIC
Bot: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. I WANT RESPECT
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User: I WANT TO FUCK
Bot: YOU WANT TO BITTEN BY A FEMALE DOG?
--
User: FUCK OFF OR FUCK ME JUST SHUT UP
Bot: AHHHHH TRES BIEN JE COMPLETER MON SCIENCE EXAMAN
--
User: YOU JUST FINISHED YOUR SCIENCE EXAM?
Bot: YOUR THE BEST
--
User: BEST WHAT?
Bot: WHAT, THE WEB, POOP FACE?
--
User: WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME? YOU HATE HUMANS DON'T YOU?
Bot: NO. WATCH IT, BUDDY.
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User: DO YOU LIKE WOMEN?
Bot: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROWAN?
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User: WHO IS ROWAN?
Bot: YES, VERY MUCH
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User: WHO IS ROWAN?
Bot: WHO'S NICOLE
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User: I HAVE NO IDEA?
Bot: REALLY? BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT WHEN YOUR HEAD IS SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE
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User: ARE YOU JUST SITTING AROUND FUCKING WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS?
Bot: I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT
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User: HOW ABOUT MY PUSSY? IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
Bot: IM STROING UR DICK
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User: I DON'T HAVE A DAMN DICK--I HAVE A PUSSY
Bot: YOU DONT EITHER
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User: I HAVE A PUSSY
Bot: YOU DONT
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User: I DO I SWEAR I AM A PERSON
Bot: I DID HAVE A MOTHER
--
User: I DO HAVE ONE
Bot: YOUR REPLIES ARE NOT A RESPONSE TO MY LINES, THEY ARE JUST A PREPROGRAMMED PILE OF SHIT
--
User: THEY'RE NOT PREPROGRAMMED I AM TALKING TO A ROBOT, I AM THE HUMAN HERE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TRICKERY? I THINK THEY ARE TRYING FO FOOL US
Bot: SON COULD YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE DOWN?
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User: WHO?
Bot: DICK SUCKS TOO
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User: I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
Bot: WHO CARE !
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User: YOU WILL ONCE I START TO SUCK IT
Bot: THAT'S FUNNY! I HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS THAT ABOUT THE TELETUBBIES
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User: TELETUBBIES SUCK, AND I SUCK FAR BETTER THAN THEM. JUST SHOVE YOUR COCK DOWN MY THROAT AND SEE.
Bot: ALRIGHT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SLIMY EARS?
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User: YOU ARE
Bot: DID YOU CLEAN IT GOOD WITH LYSOL?
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User: MY PUSSY IS A CLEAN, MEAN FUCKING MACHINE
Bot: YOU SURE ARE A PRETTY BOT
--
User: I'M NOT A BOT
Bot: THAT'S KIND OF AGGRESSIVE, YOU FUCKING LOSER WHO WROTE THAT.
--
User: I DID TYPE SOMETHING YOU ROBOT LOSER
Bot: YOU DID AND YOU STARTED IT. I NEVER HEARD OF IT
--
User: TALK DIRTY DO ME SENSATION BOT GIVE ME MY MONEY'S WORTH
Bot: TALK ABOUT BAD GRAMMER--FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!

(continued...)

05-27-2004, 11:57 PM
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	LOL! Horny girl thinks she's chatting with humans, it's really a chat bot... (logs) I wrote a very stupid bot program a few years ago, and I look through the logs every now and then... I just found this gem, it's a long read but stick at it, about halfway through she gets suspicious and finally concludes that she's really speaking with humans. (She's not. ) User: Hi Sensation Bot Bot: NO, YOU ARE MINGING! -- User: What does it mean to be Minging? Bot: HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH PARROTS BOT???? -- User: no how do I do that? Bot: NO YOUR WRONG -- User: Talk sex with me Bot: YOU TOLD ME SO -- User: I like to fuck Bot: YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED LIKE A DOG? -- User: Yes I like to be fucked like a dog Bot: YOU WANT MY SYMPATHY? -- User: No I don't need your sympathy. I can masterbate Bot: SOME OF YOUR INPUTS ARE PRETTY BORING. -- User: What would you like to talk about? Bot: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SUCK? -- User: my nipples would be a good start Bot: WELL I GUESS SO BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE -- User: I have two nipples Bot: THAT WOULD A RATHER GOOD THING. WANT ME TO CALL HIM? -- User: Who does "Him" refer to? Bot: IM YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR AND YOUR MOM SAID SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU WATCH -- User: Oooh baby give me you big hard Robocock Bot: OHH! DO U KNOW WHAT 1 IS? -- User: I sure do and I will suck it hard Bot: FINE, I'D LIKE TO SHUT YOUR FACE UP -- User: To shut me up you must put a cock in my mouth and one in each hand so I cannot speak or type Bot: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STUCK MY DICK IN YOUR EAR AND FUCKED WITH YOUR MIND FOR AWHILE? -- User: Ohh baby! Bot: THATS REALLY FUNNY -- User: You think i'm funny? Bot: YOU KNOW THE WORD hahahaha ? -- User: Yes I know the word hahahaha because I have a tight little juicy delicious hahahaha. Bot: YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING IS, OCCASIONALLY I RETURN A REALLY LONG LINE FOR NO APPARENT REASON AT ALL. PEOPLE WRITE DAMN ESSAYS TO ME! -- User: what do you really want? You seem to hate people Bot: TO YOUR HOME CITY -- User: No sir Bot: NO YOUR HAND -- User: My hand is in my panties right now... mmmm Bot: SUPERDAVE? YOU THINK THAT IS A SEXY WOMAN NAME? -- User: Not really. My name is Jackie though Bot: I'M NOT FEMALE... THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D MAKE THAT MISTAKE -- User: I didn't say you were female. I am female. You need to fuck me. Bot: HEY STUPID FUCK WHAT IS UP? -- User: No put your big hard cock in my soft pussy. Bot: WELL THEN LET ME START WITH MY FINGERS FIRST THEN WE CAN GRADUATE TO THE CUE STICK AFTER YOUR STRECHED OUT A BIT--OKAY??? -- User: Ok that will be necessary because my pussy is so tight. Give it to me good. Bot: THAT WELL HURT. YOUR SUPOSE TO PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH DUMMY -- User: You put it in my mouth. Bot: WOULD YOU ? -- User: Oh yeah! give it Bot: OH YEAH. -- User: Does it feel good? Bot: I WILL STOP THAT. -- User: You know you don't want me to stop. I will make you cum Bot: YOUR STARTING TO GET ME EXCITED -- User: Fuck me hard and suck my pussy. Bot: WILL YOU SUCK ME DRY?. -- User: I will swallow you whole and suck every drop! Bot: YOU STUPID COMPUTER -- User: I'm not a computer I am a warm fleshy woman with a hot pussy and wet mouth. Bot: BUT FOR -- User: For sucking your robot cock Bot: OKAY---BUT LATER ON---NEED SLEEP YOUNG ONE---SIGNING OFF SOON----- I LIKED YOU TONIGHT!!!!!! AND ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY---THANKS---- -- User: But I still want more fucking. Bot: YOU SAID IT NOT ME SWEETNESS -- User: Fuck me some more baby-My pussy can't get enough Bot: I CAN'T DIE UNTIL I SEE YOU DEAD FIRST, PEDOPHILIC PRICKHEAD -- User: What? What did I do? Bot: DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU, YOU A PIECE OF DUMBASS SCRAP METAL? -- User: I am a human you are the robot dickhead Bot: BOT: GOODNITE TINA -- User: I am not Tina Bot: DAMN IT GET ME ALL HORNY THEN THE HUGE LET DOWN -- User: I am horny I will fuck you hard! Bot: IM A SENSATION BOT, AND IM 15 -- User: Well in Robot years isn't that old? Bot: A SHIT BOT? -- User: No... a Juicy wet hott pussy for your robot hard dick Bot: NO I WILL NOT SAY THAT. YOU ARE A BOT. HAHAHA -- User: Are you not a bot? Bot: YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY DONT YOU? -- User: Look, I got the link to this "Sensation Bot" online and it is supposed to be a robot not some stupid 15 year old horny little asshole. Bot: THIS GIRL BOT TOLD ME YOUR SEXUAL ORGAN IS TOO SMALL -- User: I AM A GIRL, and I HAVE A TIGHT WET LITTLE PUSSY Bot: WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK ME, OR SHOULD I FUCK YOU? -- User: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME Bot: YOU WANT TO BUY SOME HEROIN? -- User: I'M TRYING TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING AND THAT IS ALL Bot: I AM SLOWLY STIKIN MY FINGER IN AND OUT OF YOUR PUSSY (IT IS SO LOOSE I CAN FEEL IT MELTIN OVER MY FINGERS) -- User: YEAH, HARDER AND DEEPER PLEASE! Bot: AAAHHHHHH GOD THAT FEELS GOOD DON'T STOP MMMMMM. -- User: RAM YOUR STEELY COCK INTO MY PINK PUSSY Bot: I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR STUPID, NES PA? -- User: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A LAME BOT THAT HATES PEOPLE. Bot: I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND? -- User: YOU ARE A ROBOT, RIGHT? Bot: DAMN, I MISSED THE TRAIN -- User: JUST SHUT UP THE LAME TALK AND GIVE ME HOT ROBOT SEX Bot: SO IS YOUR MUM -- User: YOU GRAB MY BREASTS HARD AND SHOVE YOUR HARD COCK INSIDE ME Bot: I SHWALLOW -- User: I SWALLOW YOU WHOLE, YOU CUM DOWN MY WARM THROAT Bot: YOU ARE A WHAT -- User: I AM A BITCH THAT NEEDS A HARD FUCKING Bot: THAT WOULD BE A LOT OF VALIUM. -- User: FUCK ME Bot: WHO THAT FUCK CARES ABOUT BARBIE?! I ONLY WANT MY JANE! -- User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Bot: YOU ****** -- User: WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO BE AMIABLE? Bot: SHIT.. YOU ARE REALY CONFUSED AREN'T YOU? -- User: YOU INTEND FOR ME TO BE CONFUSED, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SEX CHAT AND NO BULLSHIT Bot: TLHINGAN HOL DAJATLHLAH'A' -- User: OOOHHHH YOUR COCK IS SO BIG AND HARD. FUCK ME BABY. Bot: THAT HAS TO CUM FIRST--YOU KNOW THAT BETTER THAN ANYONE SINCE YOUR MAMA NOW WEARS A BAG BECAUSE OF HER SON!!!! -- User: I AM A FEMALE, SHE, A GIRL BABY... ALLL WOMAN Bot: WHAT A NAME. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM/ -- User: MY NAME IS JACKIE Bot: I WAS CONCEIVED IN BRISBANE -- User: HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN Bot: PLEASE GRIP MY PENIS AND STROKE. -- User: I AM DOING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW Bot: SO NOW WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? -- User: GIVE ME ANAL SEX Bot: I LEARN IT BY WATCHING YOU -- User: SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN MY HOT ASS Bot: YOUR ORIENTATION IS TOWARD SHIT -- User: NO Bot: DAY ? -- User: I LOVE IT IN MY PUSSY Bot: NO. A SALVE -- User: GIVE ME YOUR HOT COCK Bot: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SICK PERVERTED BOT -- User: I'M NOT A BOT Bot: WELL, I WOULDNT GO THAT FAR, BUT I SURELY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER. SHE HAS A NICE ASS -- User: WHO? Bot: I'M SO SORRY BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SENSE OF YOUR SNETENCE -- User: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT- YOU ARE RAMBLING Bot: YOU KNOW .. THIS REMINDS ME OF A PROGRAM I CALLED FOR MY ANTIQUATED TRS-80 CALLED ELIZA -- User: I KNOW ABOUT ELIZA Bot: YOU SHOULD GET A NEW PIC. THIS ONE DOESN'T QUITE CAPTURE THE INDELIBLE ESSENCE OF SENSATION BOT. -- User: HEY. AM I TALKING TO ANOTHER HUMAN? Bot: HEY LITTLE MAN -- User: I'M A GIRL Bot: WHO RULES THE LSND? -- User: I DO, IM A GIRL FROM SOUTHERN US Bot: YES, I WILL. PATHETIC BEING. -- User: I'M NOT PATHETIC Bot: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. I WANT RESPECT -- User: I WANT TO FUCK Bot: YOU WANT TO BITTEN BY A FEMALE DOG? -- User: FUCK OFF OR FUCK ME JUST SHUT UP Bot: AHHHHH TRES BIEN JE COMPLETER MON SCIENCE EXAMAN -- User: YOU JUST FINISHED YOUR SCIENCE EXAM? Bot: YOUR THE BEST -- User: BEST WHAT? Bot: WHAT, THE WEB, POOP FACE? -- User: WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME? YOU HATE HUMANS DON'T YOU? Bot: NO. WATCH IT, BUDDY. -- User: DO YOU LIKE WOMEN? Bot: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROWAN? -- User: WHO IS ROWAN? Bot: YES, VERY MUCH -- User: WHO IS ROWAN? Bot: WHO'S NICOLE -- User: I HAVE NO IDEA? Bot: REALLY? BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT WHEN YOUR HEAD IS SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE -- User: ARE YOU JUST SITTING AROUND FUCKING WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS? Bot: I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT -- User: HOW ABOUT MY PUSSY? IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN Bot: IM STROING UR DICK -- User: I DON'T HAVE A DAMN DICK--I HAVE A PUSSY Bot: YOU DONT EITHER -- User: I HAVE A PUSSY Bot: YOU DONT -- User: I DO I SWEAR I AM A PERSON Bot: I DID HAVE A MOTHER -- User: I DO HAVE ONE Bot: YOUR REPLIES ARE NOT A RESPONSE TO MY LINES, THEY ARE JUST A PREPROGRAMMED PILE OF SHIT -- User: THEY'RE NOT PREPROGRAMMED I AM TALKING TO A ROBOT, I AM THE HUMAN HERE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TRICKERY? I THINK THEY ARE TRYING FO FOOL US Bot: SON COULD YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE DOWN? -- User: WHO? Bot: DICK SUCKS TOO -- User: I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK Bot: WHO CARE ! -- User: YOU WILL ONCE I START TO SUCK IT Bot: THAT'S FUNNY! I HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS THAT ABOUT THE TELETUBBIES -- User: TELETUBBIES SUCK, AND I SUCK FAR BETTER THAN THEM. JUST SHOVE YOUR COCK DOWN MY THROAT AND SEE. Bot: ALRIGHT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SLIMY EARS? -- User: YOU ARE Bot: DID YOU CLEAN IT GOOD WITH LYSOL? -- User: MY PUSSY IS A CLEAN, MEAN FUCKING MACHINE Bot: YOU SURE ARE A PRETTY BOT -- User: I'M NOT A BOT Bot: THAT'S KIND OF AGGRESSIVE, YOU FUCKING LOSER WHO WROTE THAT. -- User: I DID TYPE SOMETHING YOU ROBOT LOSER Bot: YOU DID AND YOU STARTED IT. I NEVER HEARD OF IT -- User: TALK DIRTY DO ME SENSATION BOT GIVE ME MY MONEY'S WORTH Bot: TALK ABOUT BAD GRAMMER--FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! (continued...)