badmrfrosty

So anyway, I'm a big fat excuses making fuck. So I decided Im going to get that surgery where they slit you open lengthwise and fuck with your intestines to make you loose weight, but my god damn insurance company doesnt wanna shell out the $35000 dollars it costs to do it..

My major reasons for wanting to have it done are:

I'm 25 and it'll never be safer for me to do it.

I fucked up my knee when i was younger and I know its gonna start bending me over if i dont lose alot of weight quickly

and all 4 of my grand parents died of heart disease..

Whats an easy way to raise $35k?

I know alot of you guys are gonna be like "dude you're OWNED, stop making excuses, eat less and excersize more!!!" well, I cant really excersize as well as other people due to the fact that Im missing 3 of my toes in the center of both of my feet, so i dont have the ole dexterity thing as well as others.

So should i just dump my life savings into XM radio stock and wait a year?

BMF