05-25-2004, 12:49 PM
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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Rhinos 'putting the party back in political party'
Jessica Johnston, News Editor
Just when you thought it was safe to participate in the electoral process...
Following a 13-year alcohol-induced absence, the long lost and much loved (by some, anyway) Rhino Party has re-entered B.C. politics just in time for the upcoming provincial election.
The party is promising cocaine and whores (among other things), barbequing rats at the Vancouver Art Gallery, getting down to some serious ridiculousness, and making fun of everything in sight.
The Rhino Party is described as "a pro-democracy, anarcho-absurdist movement dedicated to humankind's innate right to have a good time," and is comprised of "artists, anarchists, absurdists, activists, alcoholics, practical jokers, loudmouths, perverts, door-crashers, weirdos, maniacs, show-offs, oddballs, and morons."
Despite the Rhinos' overt disrespect for conventional politics and their mandate for having fun, the party's platform is clear, comprehensive and designed to ensure the economic well-being of this province.
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Now that's a party!
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