Hmm... if we really want him dead... why don't we engineer some kind of airborn contagen that latch onto only his DNA and fuck him up real bad...
or how about we offer to spare his life for 50 million if he agrees to live confined to a cell inside Universal Studio's new World Trade Center Simulator...
Maybe we can build his cell into the simulator -- we can hook up wires to his central nervous system -- and he can re-live the events of the terrorism in virtual reality over and over again... We can even add new programs like "Anthrax Sensation!" and "Nuclear Meltdown Madness!" -- then we can charge admission -- and watch him go crazy...
Or we could put him in the ring with Mike Tyson and we can watch him get his ass kicked and we won't even get upset if he gets his ears bit off! I can hear the crowds roaring now! CHEW CHEW CHEW! Rah Rah Rah!
Or we could make him a regular guest on the Rosanne show... that would be torture!
Haha I am demented...
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