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Old 05-24-2004, 06:43 PM  
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March 1st, 2003
 
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3 things.

What will drive someone insane?

A toothache.

What was the most long term pain I suffered?

Recovering from surgery.

What is the most painful thing I've experienced?

I have a hydrocele. It is a build up of fluid in your testicles...mine is on one side.
It's really tender and I have to have an operation.

I went to my HMO back in Texas...they sent me to the wrong doctor. They sent me to an internist.
They told me they would still have to check me out before sending me to the urologist.
So before I even see the internist his assistant checks me out..does the old finger push on th eleft testicle.

This hurt like hell.

I'm demanding to know why I have to go through this when they are not even the doctor I need to see.

So then the internist comes in..he's pushing like a motherfucker. I swear to god when he was finished my legs were trembling...but I put a stop to it...I said "NO MORE!."
And pulled my pants up and told them to get me to the right doctor.

I get to the urologist and he barely touches me..and when he did was extremely gentle. I could have beat the fuck out of those other two.
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