Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee,
were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck
at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last
house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they
checked her gas meter.
Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger
coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an
older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last
house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her
what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two men from the gas company
running as hard as you two were, I figured, 'HOLY MOLY!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!"
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We're Comin' To Get Ya !!!
The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub lemon jelly on my nipples :D