Buff

I have suddenly become overwhelmed with love for my fellow person, and it is in that stead that I hereby renounce my former persona on this board as a total and complete asshole; and, I hereby pledge to be nothing but nice to everyone from this point forth, regardless of how big a pile of steaming shit he or she is. No more will I endeavor to textually sodomize leftards, pagans, vegans, Europeans (especially the French), Arabs, Persians, Muslims, Californians, or anyone with an IQ under 120. From this day forth, I will be the Kinder, Gentler Buff.

Love,

Buff