I used to raise mice in High School. Had about 30 of them and was trying to generate new colors and types for a science project.
Saw one of my neighbors who was an old fucker that hated all the kids in the neighborhood pounding something on the driveway with a big shovel. My friends and I walked over to see what he was doing and it was a little mouse he was trying to crush.
So my friends and I told him to stop and he told us to go to hell.
So we grabbed some rocks and nailed the fucking old goat.
