Thanks, Rivux.
Here's some more:
1) Helmet Head
2) Jock itch made me what I am today
3) One used smelly jock - signed by O.J.
5) One used pair of pantyhose - signed by Joe
6) ...And they call it Football
7) A perfect world would be if the Super Bowl was everyday
8) Rabid Sports Fan
9) My team is better than your team
10) We went to state & got this lousy t-shirt
11) Tip #1: Make sure your jock is not binding
12) The city's sheriff is also the college's coach
13) Heads...no, tails...no, side
14) I kick with one shoe one
15) I ran 90 yards touchdown...the wrong way
16) Wrong Way Jones
17) College...I thought this was still high school
18) I came to college for 3 things: football, beer & babes
