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Just before an American wrestler takes on a Russian opponent, his coach warns him to avoid the Russky's unbeatable "pretzel" move.
The match starts, and the Russian quickly gets the American doubled over in the pretzel. The coach can't beart to watch...then he looks up to see his wrestler pinning the Russian.
"How'd you do it?" the coach asks after the match.
"I saw this pair of balls in front of my face," the wrestler replies. "So I just bit them."
"It wokred!" the coach exclaims.
"No," says the wrestler. "But it's amazing how strong you get when your testicles get bitten."
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