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stocktrader23 · 05-24-2004, 03:56 AM

I'm playing a poker tourney and need something to do between hands. Couple of jokes from this months Maxim.

Immediately after mass one Sunday morning, a man stops to shake the preacher's hand.
"That was a goddamned fine sermon you gave today," the man tells the preacher. "Goddamned fine!"
"Thank you sir," the preacher answers, "but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of foul, blasphemous language in the Lord's house."
"You know, I was so goddamned impressed with that fucking sermon I put $5,000 in the goddamned offering plate!" says the man.
"No shit?" says the preacher.

05-24-2004, 03:56 AM
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