The first time I laid eyes on my ex-wife she was working at Saks Fifth Avenue in the cosmetics department. Her beauty was utterly supermodel level.
My head turned and I couldn't stop staring at her. I kept walking forward and was thinking to myself oh my God this is the woman I've been looking for my whole life.
Next thing I know I walked right into the glass door leading out into the mall, banged my head and fell backwards.
The weirdest thing of all and this really freaked me out. I had clipped out a picture from a Victoria's Secret style ad in the LA Times a couple years prior of a gorgeous model that I was just totally captivated by. It turned out that pic I saved from several years before was her.