05-23-2004, 03:55 AM
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Location: Los Angeles, California
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Originally posted by ClamSmacker
19 WAYS TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY 
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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