05-23-2004, 03:49 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southern California
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Originally posted by ClamSmacker
19 WAYS TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY 
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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