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Old 05-22-2004, 01:42 PM  
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Us Soldier Returns Home, Now Sexually Humiliating Everything In Sight

US SOLDIER RETURNS HOME, NOW SEXUALLY HUMILIATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

Williston, ND ? PFC Ryan Goodwin has had what you could call a difficult time readjusting to life at home in Williston after experiencing the atrocities of war in Iraq. The twenty-seven year old had spent the past seven months in Iraq maintaining watch over several detention camps across the landscape of the Middle Eastern country. And to the dismay of friends, family, and loved ones, he just can?t seem to stop sexually humiliating everything around him.

?When he got home, I tried to give him a big hug,? Goodwin?s longtime girlfriend Nancy Carey complained. ?But then he insisted on putting a bag over my head and hooking up a car battery to my genitalia. It was so? savage.?

Goodwin?s girlfriend Nancy isn?t the only one affected by the apparent shift in the young man?s behavior. Ryan?s entire network of loved ones have voiced concern over his as well as their well-being.

?The other day I made him breakfast,? Ethyl Goodwin, Ryan?s mother noted. ?And then he tried to get our entire family to stack up in a pyramid formation so he could take photos on his digital camera. When we said ?no,? he became enraged and locked himself in his bedroom. I just don?t know what this war has done to him.?

Goodwin is experiencing what medical professionals call Post Ordered Sexual Humiliation of Prisoners Disorder, or POSHPD for short. It is a fictional affliction that is apparently affecting many of our troops returning home, particularly those with a lot of pictures.
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