And call it "The Bone Phone"
Then we could put up links such as....
"Speak into the Mike"
or
"Talk to the Bone Phone"
I smell dollars and..... crabs. Lot's of em. I'd break my "no-dialer" rule for a bonephone dialer. Wouldn't anyone?
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