To fucken funny!
I read this post erlier this morning & then got it twice more in my email.
latter before leaving for the post office(for my mail order bussness) I thought it would be funny to send my nasty ass kitchen dish sponge to a good freind of mine. Using a funky evelope from a birthday card I printed "Free Sample" all over it. & stuffed the sponge in it.
@ teh post office, teh fuckers wouldnt take it! 1st guy thought it was funny, but said,"they had recived a memo, & were told to look out for such things" he was cool & was just gonna over look it, but warned me it would probally get intercepted.(oh yeah on a side note, when i put the sponge in teh envelope is was slightly wet, & by now the moisture was seeping thru the paper evelope

) Then while the cool postal guy was telling me about how many stupid memos they get all the time, a pencel dicked poastal geek supervisor started looking over his shoulder, & tehn freaked out on us.! saying things like "YOur inciting artifical pannic!" what the fuck? now our goverment decides if we can play jokes on our freinds too?