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Originally posted by SlickRick
Hey
Nanda get your own thing Jolly Rancher has the blonde jokes I got the you know your a redneck...I didnt steal blonde jokes from JR. dont steal the redneck from me lol
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LOL...I wasn't stealing them from u hun...Ok
A high school teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.......