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Originally posted by Drunken Sam
more questions:
1. Do you ride a dogsled to work?
2. Why do you say "aboot" instead of about?
3. Do you guys have Mountied police officers everywhere ?(although we do some places)
4. I heard its so cold that you have to wear Parkas, and Moccasins in the winter time. Is that true?
5. Do you live in igloos?
6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?
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My family is actually one of the wealthier families out here... well, except for the guys who sell beer.
reason is, we have a big ol salt lick out back. so we dress up in furs with our guns and beer and cover ourselves in snow and wait for some big ol tasty critter to come aboot and get their salty rocks, then we blast em with our rifles! Sometimes, it takes 5 or 6 tries, cuz our beer is a bit strong...
worst part is, we gotta gut it right there (you have ANY idea how hard it is to keep the damned sled dogs outta the entrails?! Its like a delicacy for them or something) and then drag the carcass nearly 10km to my uncles place, cuz he is the butcher out here....
