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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Hooters
10. "Hi, I'm Tammi, I'll be your waitress"
9. "Wanna lick my mustache? It's hot and spicy"
8. "Don't worry, your waitress is taking a load of Penicillin. I'm sure she's not contagious"
7. "You ordered the Raccoon, right?"
6. "See if you can tell which one on of these I sneezed on"
5. "You better give me a good tip or I'll break your legs"
4. "Here's your chicken fingers, and here's your lipitor"
3. "You look at my daughter again and I'll deep fry your face"
2. "Hey for $10 you can see me in one of these outfits"
1. "Here's your wet nap"
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