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Old 05-20-2004, 05:56 PM  
stevecore
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What's scary is if it's real...

I am looking for a super personal assistant to help me get through my days. I am an extremely wealthy businesswoman who is very busy. Requirements:

1. Must be proficient in Excel, Word, Photoshop, Outlook, Access, ACT!, MAS90, PeachTree, internet, and some programs which haven't even been created yet
2. Must not have any issues spoon-feeding me when I eat breakfast. I despise breakfast, so if you can make food seem appealing to me, that's great (sometimes the airplane trick works, as it does with babies)
3. There are days when I'm too tired to wipe my ass and I expect you to be on hand for those moments.
4. I am on a macrobiotic diet, so I need someone to make sure I chew each and every bite of food 50 times or more. You must be able to count to 50 in English AND Russian
5. Handle high volume phone calls
6. Be very detail oriented, super organzied, and always smile!

Interviews will be held this week
Thanks


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Compensation: $6 per hour, $4 per hour when spoon feeding me
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