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You must subject yourself to the ICS initiation rituals which are far from pleasant and make most frat initiations looks like childrens programing.
If you make it through day 1.
Then you must hand wash and wax all of lens's cars in public wearing a white teddy and thigh highs. Any streaks or water spots and you are revoked.
Assuming you make it to day 3.
You then talk to Eric and ask for an advertising contract. Once you have sent in the proper amount of money and signed the proper length of deal you may proceed to step 4.
Step 4.
Call eric and beg and plead to pin your thread. Often he will on occassion if it is not a contest or someone else already has a thread pinned. It is rumored that if you pick up his lunch tab he will be more motivated.
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