I'm lanky, ridiculously in debt, and almost always stoned. I don't have much ambition and live at home. Nonetheless, I'm optimistic and have a vexing confidence. You can usually find me on my couch or in bed or, if I'm feeling active, eating cookies in front of the TV. When I do drag myself out of bed, I actually enjoy limited exercise, frivolous indulgences, frequent masturbation and cybering with Nikki

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