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Tala · 05-17-2004, 10:27 AM

I give it two enthusiastic thumbs up.

If you've read the Illiad and the Odessey, you'll find that it goes along the story exceptionally well. Orlando Bloom plays a very good pussy, Paris was no swordsman, but a highly acclaimed archer.

Brad Pitt plays Achilles well. Funny and completely arrogant, which makes him all the funnier, especially when he's not supposed to be funny.

Eric Bana (izzat right?) made a good Hector. And yes, Helen was HOT. Yum.

I can't compare it to Gladiator, because I didn't see Gladiator. But for a 2 hour and 42 minute movie, Troy was well worth the $7 to see.

05-17-2004, 10:27 AM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I give it two enthusiastic thumbs up. If you've read the Illiad and the Odessey, you'll find that it goes along the story exceptionally well. Orlando Bloom plays a very good pussy, Paris was no swordsman, but a highly acclaimed archer. Brad Pitt plays Achilles well. Funny and completely arrogant, which makes him all the funnier, especially when he's not supposed to be funny. Eric Bana (izzat right?) made a good Hector. And yes, Helen was HOT. Yum. I can't compare it to Gladiator, because I didn't see Gladiator. But for a 2 hour and 42 minute movie, Troy was well worth the $7 to see. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.