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Originally posted by VirtuMike
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Step 1: drink more.
Step 2: ask her for her driver's license. Make sure she's over 18. Take digital cam pics of it.
Step 3: Tell her it's hot in here and take off your shirt, looking deeply and lovingly in her eyes.
Step 4: Give her a hard drink and ask her if she feels hot.
Step 5: Start giggling, ask her to take your picture.
Step 6: Have her take pics of your driver's license.
Step 7: Ask her if she thinks you're pretty. Tell her you're insecure about yourself and you need another woman's opinion. Explain to her that she should not even understand this because she's obviously so hot.
Step 8: Get naked. Tell her she has great breasts and you'd like to compare.
Step 9: Take more pics.
Step 10: Both of you drink more.
Step 11: Ask her to get naked so you don't feel all alone.
Step 12: Make sweet love down by the fire. Take pics.
And the most important step:
Mike AT VirtuCon DOT net
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Are you talking from personal experience?
