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I will punch you so HARD in the face that when you wake up in the hospital, the doctors will suggest that you let them "end your misery" with an overdose of morphine.
You will take one look in the mirror and beg them to kill you.
While you are lying there in the hospital bed, I will dump a bag of warm horse urine on you and then tell the nurse to suffocate you (instead of the overdosing idea).
I will leave your private hospital room and the male nurse will flip you over and have his way with you. After he has satisfied his craving for male ass, he will jam his underwear into your mouth and pinch your nose until you suffocate. Your dead body will still be warm when the same male nurse squats on top of you and takes a severe dump on your head. He will be pushing so hard, the shit will spray all over your head and upper body (thanks to his buffalo wild wings lunch).
Your family will then be brought in to your hospital room. They will walk in the room and vomit at the sight (and smell). Health officials will seal your hospital room and it will make the world news.
It isn't the best way to go out . . . but at least you will be remembered!
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