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Originally posted by Creative
Canada sucks, It's bland and boring
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Yes it is. But don`t let our appearances fool you. Its all part of our terrorist avoidence plan.
But remember that Our beer is better. Our strippers are better. Our pot is better. And 99% of us have good teeth and never had sex with a family member.
pain in the ass
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I live in province and not a state.
I have a Prime minister and not Emperor.
And I can proudly say he is an asshole without getting redneck punched in the mouth.
Yes I do know Rick and Joe, from Canada,
But I?m sorry to say they died in the Toronto Polar bear hunt last year.
I pick up dates in bars and not family reunions.
My country?s flag has a maple leaf on it and not a star or stripe for each of us.
And just like Americans I can proudly display the Canadian flag when I travel.
It?s pronounced ?About? not ?a-boot.?
And a boot is something you wear to a bush party and not to kick Iraqis with.
I don?t own a gun or bullet and still feel pretty damn safe.
But I get scared shitless when Americans visit eh!
We have Beaver and not pussy!
And it?s wild and chews through logs instead of just lying around and shitting in its sand box.
Canada!
Home of curling, donut shops, lap dances and great fucking bear!
The preferred home of US draft dodgers
The first nation of Apologizing for American behaviour.
And the civilized part of North America!
My name is Clara AND I AM CANADIAN!