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George W. Bush and John Kerry were in the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each receiving a haircut from a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn in politics.
As the barbers finished their cuts and shaves, Kerry's barber reached for the aftershave. Kerry quickly stopped him and said, "No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you, Mr. President?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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