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adultwebware · 05-12-2004, 02:16 AM

Here are some FREE low-budget advices how to play games with neighbours:

1. move outside the town and call 911 telling that your neightbour's house is on fire. ask them to take at least 3 fire engines since the fire is big

2. Ask your firend or anybody else you can find/hire to call a house-painter company and tell them you want to make a present for your buddy and re-paint the house in red and yellow cirles. Make sure you will set a date when these guys arrive at the moment the neightbours are out of their house for day or better -- two.

3. call an irrigation-service company to place an order for airplane irrigation for the neighbour's territory, telling that you are growing a rare sort of rice. Ask them to make 3-round flights 3 times a day, 7 days a week. Place an anonymous prepayment, of course. You can repeat this with a fertilization as well.

4. Call 911 and give them your neighbour's car number claiming you've just witnessed how that car was hi-jacked. The car should be stopped in a rude manner by policemens after. You can also tell that this car has hit a man on road (that's rude)

5. Send a spam mentioning you provide a 24h sexual services/sell cocain (cheap!) mentioning the neighbour's phone number. (that's rude, don't do this).

6. Call all real-estate companies you may ever find and tell them that you want to sell/rent your house really cheap OR that you want to rent a flat/house. Of course you would be wise enough to give your neighbour's phone/address. All real-estate companies are hard to get rid of, so they should be calling daily providing some new variants.

7. Call 50-60+ (the more the better) air-conditioning companies and ask them you're interested in setting up one at your house. Pick a model you like and make an appointment with their service staff to perform measurements at the neighbour's address at the specified time/date. Make appointments start at 10:00am and with a 5 minutes increment for each the other ones. Be as anonymous as you can, tell them that you don't have a phone at your home and that you're calling out of the street (for ex)

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05-12-2004, 02:16 AM
adultwebware Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Germany Posts: 563	Here are some FREE low-budget advices how to play games with neighbours: 1. move outside the town and call 911 telling that your neightbour's house is on fire. ask them to take at least 3 fire engines since the fire is big 2. Ask your firend or anybody else you can find/hire to call a house-painter company and tell them you want to make a present for your buddy and re-paint the house in red and yellow cirles. Make sure you will set a date when these guys arrive at the moment the neightbours are out of their house for day or better -- two. 3. call an irrigation-service company to place an order for airplane irrigation for the neighbour's territory, telling that you are growing a rare sort of rice. Ask them to make 3-round flights 3 times a day, 7 days a week. Place an anonymous prepayment, of course. You can repeat this with a fertilization as well. 4. Call 911 and give them your neighbour's car number claiming you've just witnessed how that car was hi-jacked. The car should be stopped in a rude manner by policemens after. You can also tell that this car has hit a man on road (that's rude) 5. Send a spam mentioning you provide a 24h sexual services/sell cocain (cheap!) mentioning the neighbour's phone number. (that's rude, don't do this). 6. Call all real-estate companies you may ever find and tell them that you want to sell/rent your house really cheap OR that you want to rent a flat/house. Of course you would be wise enough to give your neighbour's phone/address. All real-estate companies are hard to get rid of, so they should be calling daily providing some new variants. 7. Call 50-60+ (the more the better) air-conditioning companies and ask them you're interested in setting up one at your house. Pick a model you like and make an appointment with their service staff to perform measurements at the neighbour's address at the specified time/date. Make appointments start at 10:00am and with a 5 minutes increment for each the other ones. Be as anonymous as you can, tell them that you don't have a phone at your home and that you're calling out of the street (for ex) 8. ... tired typing __________________ THE EXPERIENCED paysite automation. Simple. Powerful. Efficient. 5 years ripe.