i , too, have neighbors from hell
its 2 OLD ass people (sister and brother). They are seriously, like 80 yrs old and the WORLDS MOST BITCH-IEST PEOPLE! They bitch and yell about EVERYTHING! The mail, the weather, their car, the rent, etc etc etc
the woman especially hates it when i turn on the radio (low volume acutally). so she'll pound on the walls and stomp on the floor like a god damn cattle stapeid.

so, i usually blast (rap) music really loud for a few hours and leave the apartment.
as far as your case, i liked the water-hose idea PenisFace had

keep it legal, and have fun with it!
