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Get your yellow pages out and start making appointments with contractors, plumbers, TV repairmen, lawn care, etc, etc, etc. to their house at exactly 11:00AM until you figure you have about 50 people showing up. Do the same thing for 1:00 PM, 3PM, and so on. Do this 3 times a week for a few months. While you're at it stop at your local nursery and pay cash to have a dump truck of manure dumped in their driveway. Do it often, they will eventually move.
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