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If she's being a bitch just to get to you, just wait for a convenient time, say after she's just gotten home from grocery shopping. Have your hose ready. When she gets out of (or into) the car, let her have it. And make sure you run the hose for a minute before you do it, so that the water is its coldest.
Then, when she comes at you flailing and screaming like she's going to kill you, keep a steady blast of water at her face. No one can charge into freezing cold water and last. Not even me when I Was 10.
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