Slack airport security would be the answer.
On the trip to Miami a couple weeks ago, me, Diamond Jim from PMB and Jeff Miller from Sunup were running really late here in Phx.
A non Delta skycap took our bags at the curb (redeye flight no Delta on the side we came in on), checked them in, the ticket agent issued boarding passes -- for ALL of us and I was outside parking the car, not even IN the airport yet -- at security Jeff set off the metal detector and they told him to go stand 'over there' -- no one 'over there' so he kept right on walking and no one stopped him. Then they had left my carryon at the xray by accident (I was still on the way in from parking the car remember) and security paged me to pick it up, didn't say one word to me when I grabbed it about ID or anything else, just let me cruise off with it.
We laughed about it at the time but I don't think it's too funny now
