No, it was the monkey from 1700bc in azerbaijan area that raped a white missionary.
O wait, i think it was actually a buger I picked out of my nose last year.
o wait, it was actually a terrorist.
no wait, it wasn't me at all, i liked asshole with a side of cheese instead.
no wait, it was those statues on that one island. no wait, it was becuse greenland is really cold and iceland is green. no wait, its because columbus had a panty know when his boyfriend dumped him
no wait, it cuz
