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To start, press any key.
"Aww... where's the ANY key? I see ESC, CATARL and PIGUP but no ANY key! Woo... all this computer hacking is making me thirsty! I think I'll order a Tab. Oop.. no time for that.. the computer's starting!"
"Your fingers are too fat to dial the number you've attempted. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash your palm against the dialpad now"
"Insteading of chewing gum, chew bacon! Instead of using bread, use poptarts!"
"I know! You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!"
"Hehe... did you go to Upstairs Hollywood Medical College too boy?"
"Kids, I'd like you to meet your granpa Murphy!"
"We already have 6 granpas!"
"He's a great jazz musician!"
"Aww... they all are"
"Ohh ohh... ya see the kids, they listen to the rap music... it gives them the braiiin damage. With the hipping and the hopping and the bipping and the bopping... And they don't know what the jazz... is all about! You see, jazz is like a Jell-O pudding pop.. No, wait... It's like the Kodak film... No, wait... It's like the New Coke... It'll be around forever... euhehehe..."
"You don't win friends with salad!"
"No bacon?" "No!" "No ham?" "No!" "No pork?" "Daaad... they all come from the same animal!" "Oh suuuure Lisa.. a magical, wonderful animal!"
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