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At the great chili cookoff:
Marge: "8 spices!? Hmmm...some of them must be doubles...Ore-gon-o?"
Homer: "Marge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy more fartsy!"
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Homer tries Ned's "Five Alarm Chili"
Homer: "Five alarm chili eh?"
Ned: "Uh huh"
Homer: *takes a bite* "One.....two.....hey what's the big idea!"
Ned: "Aww I admit it, it's only 2 alarm. 2 1/2 tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids"
Kids: "Daddy are you going to jail?"
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