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Homer:
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?"
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
"Mmmm, free goo."
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