Homer Quotes:
"Its pronounced nu-CU-lar"
"are you licking toads again?!" "No, SLUUUURP"
"Saxomofone!!"
*singing* "I am so SMART, I am so SMART, S-M-R-T....i mean S-M-A-R-T"
"Are you really the head of the quicky-mart?"
Yes
"Really?"
Yes
"You??"
Yes....thank you, come again
Bart & Lisa: "Dad! Dad! i dont mean to alarm you but there might be a boogie man or men in da house"
Homer: "AAAAARH BOOGIE MAN!"
too damn many to list....