it was paid off when I drove it off the lot, and you weren't going to do anything except piss your pants and suck his dick, anything to keep him from hitting you.
and yes, I DO make that. If you put as much effort into building a legit company as you do into scamming people... well... you still wouldn't have anything because you're just a born penny ante type of guy, but at least the world wouldn't hate you.