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It's not often ole MisterWalrus gives out his secrets but... I just couldn't resist.
First, meet her at the airport if she is flying in with a big bunch of flowers, roses preferabley. This will give you the chance to get all the chit chat and how was the trip stuff out of the way and give you time to pace her for what is coming. Be sensative and listen but also start setting her up for the things to come.
Before leaving for the airport, setup a nice snack tray, cheese and crackers perhaps and chill a nice bottle of champagne, Perrier-Jouet is my personal favorite. Also setup the stereo with the proper music (proper is whatever the two of you like and is relaxing) on low. Also you should have plenty of candles on hand and ready to lite once you return.
Someone has already given you the proper way to prepare a wonderful bubble bath. That should be prepared once you arrive from the airport. Not immediately, take your time, pace the evening, don't rush.
Once she is in the bubble bath, don't join her. Stay with her, wash her and shower her with attention but unless she just absolutely insists don't get into the tub. Let her soak and relax and most important, keep the champagne glass full.
When she's tired of the bubbles, dry her off and take her to the bedroom for a long luxurious body massage. Have some great oil and again take your time.
IF you can get a couple good lobsters, lobster and a nice salad is always a great dinner that's pretty simple and not very time consuming to fix. You can keep the water boiling on the stove for as long as need be until the time is right by simply adding more water anytime it starts to boil down to far.
Play it all by ear as to the proper order of things and no matter how much you want, don't succomb to the temptations that I know you going to want to succomb to. Keep the tease going. I promise it will pay HUGE dividends in the long run.
To those who believe McDonalds or Taco Bell are the answer. They haven't figured it out yet. Getting laid isn't the end of the game. Getting a woman to want to fulfill your every desire is.
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FUCK ALL Y'ALL
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