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Old 08-16-2001, 11:48 AM  
dank
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This is what you do-

Have the Lasagna cooked and in the oven and ready to go when she gets there but have it in the oven and don't let her know it's there. Then when she comes in tell her how much you missed her and that you have a suprise. Women love cheesiness so be as cheesy as you possibly can. lead her along a rose pedal paved floor to the bathroom where there is a hot bubble bath. Put roses on the side of the bathtub and peddles on top of the bubbles then let her look and insist that she join you right now by seducing her out of her clothes and get her in as gracefully but as quickly as you can. If you know what you're doing, this will lead to the bedroom. After, your both satisfied in bed, she will be hungry. (And so will you probably)so leave her there and get the lasagna out of the oven and feed it to her while you watch a romantic chick flick. Just be patient with the movie because at he end of all this, she will love you for it.
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