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Nope, but one time when I twelve I was at friends house. We were kicking back on some lawn chairs. He was telling how this bird took a shit on one of his teachers that day and the whole class was laughing at him. So now we're both laughing thinking about it and I say, "I've never been shit on by a bird before." And, I swear to God as soon as I said it a bird shit on me. Right on my F'n shoulder. I was pissed for about two seconds and then we both about fell out of our chairs laughing about it.
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