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Old 05-02-2004, 11:13 PM  
Tala
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?Greetings young steer? he spoke. ?You were kidnapped, I?m sorry, cow napped by my minion Bessy.? ?But why??, I confusingly pleaded. He responded, ?In your past life you were one of us, that?s right Danielle...
Here's that steer/cow thing again. Is Danielle a tranny?


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?What the hell?? ?I need a cigarette, that was too weird of a dream even for me to have!?
You don't need two sets of quotation marks if it is the same person talking. Try it this way: "What the hell? I need a cigarette; that was too weird of a dream even for me to have!" (And to be honest, I would drop the "to have" at the end and leave it with an exclamation point after the word "me")



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...Your holiness...
Your Holiness. It's a title, much like "Your Majesty."


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Our scientists have been working around the clock ever since your demise to track down who you were reincarnated as. Finally we discovered you were a Human attending school at Somersworth High
Never end a sentence a preposition with. (Try this: "Our scientists have been working around the clock since your demise to track you down. We finally discovered that you were reincarnated as a human who attends school at Somersworth High." *thought: does the name of the school need to be there, or can you just leave that out altogether?*)


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I confusingly pleaded
I pleaded, confused. Unless you're doing the confusing..?


Watch your punctuation, grammar, spelling and use of capitalization. I see a great many capitalized words that don't need it. You might also remember that every time you switch speakers in a story, you need to make a new paragraph.

Like this for example:



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?Greetings young steer? he spoke. ?You were kidnapped, I?m sorry, cow napped by my minion Bessy.? ?But why??, I confusingly pleaded. He responded, ?In your past life you were one of us, that?s right Danielle, You were once a Cow.? ?16 years and 11 months ago you were slaughtered to become a shipment of McDonald?s food?, he continued. ?You were the leader of our tribe, a true cow sorceress! It was rumored that every human who ate of your body eventually died of an undiscovered form of mad cow disease.?

?Greetings young steer? he said. ?You were kidnapped, I?m sorry, cow napped by my minion Bessy.?

?But why??, I pleaded, confused.

He responded, ?In your past life you were one of us. That?s right Danielle, you were once a cow.?

?Sixteen years and eleven months ago you were slaughtered to become a shipment of McDonald?s food?, he continued. ?You were the leader of our tribe, a true cow sorceress! It was rumored that every human who ate of your body eventually died of an undiscovered form of mad cow disease.?

Good luck.
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