eroswebmaster

Fade in from black:
Interior Adult Webmasters Bedroom/Office - Morning

Coke cans are strewn about the desk top and newbie adult webmaster Mighty Joe Hung is sitting at his desk phone in hand, dialing a number.

Phone Voice Over:
"Thank you for calling iBill internet billing company. To continue this call in english please press 1."

Joe pulls the receive from his ear, impatiently eyes the dial pad and presses 1.

Phone Voice Over:
"For a description of iBill internet billing company please press 1."

Joe laughs to himself.

Phone Voice Over:
"To cancel an account with iBill internet billing company please press 2."

Joe grows more impatient.

Phone Voice Over:
"To speak to one of our customer service representatives please press 3."

A smile crosses Joe's face as he presses number 3.

Phone Voice Over:
"Please wait while we transfer you to one of our customer service representatives."

Music begins to play softly over the phone.

Joe begins to rock his head to the melodic beat.

A pause in the music causes Joe to become alert.

Joe:
"Shit that was quick."

Music begins to play again.

A puzzled look crosses Joe's face.

Joe:
"Hmmm...I guess the cd skipped...maybe a glitch in their satellite download."

The music pauses and once again Joe's excitement increases. This lasts only a moment as the music starts once again.

Cut to: Interior iBill corporate headquarters.

Customer Service Representative #1567 and Customer Service Supervisor A. Hole stand hovering over a phone in the dank dark quarters of this evil empire.

A. Hole motions to CSR #1567

A. Hole:
"Check it again."

CSR #1567 quietly picks up the phone and listens in...his eyes widen and he quickly puts the receiver back down on it's base.

CSR #1567
"Fuck he's still there
what do we do?"

A. Hole begins to pace the floor.

A. Hole
"I don't know check again.
Why don't they just fucking
hangup?!"

Cut to: Interior Adult webmasters office/bedroom.

The music coming over the phone pauses briefly again.

Mighty Joe Hung waits to hear a voice.

The music begins to play again.

Camera pans back:

Roll music:

Fade to black:

Roll credits:

This has been
A
40 Websites And
A
Hooker Production

Written, Produced, And Directed
For the gofuckyourself bbs
By
Eroswebmaster, webmaster TeeGeePee.com