I just tried to click on his link to go sign up for their wonderful service, but got a 404...?
Sir, can you please phone me at 2:00 am so we may discuss the amazing features of your astounding program? If that time is inconvenient, then perhaps in the morning when I'm eating breakfast or in the shower. I would also like several informative brochures mailed to me and stacks of bright rainbow dayglow colored flyers stuck under my windshield wipers...
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