My buddy from College would be a Gold Medalist if Cock Blocking was a sport! Even in college we used to call him the NCAA Cock Blocking champion.
He takes cock blocking to a new level. He'll do everything in his power to make himself look good and you look like you just got done dropping napalm on starving children in Rowanda with a smile on your face. He even asked a girl once why she was attracted to "assholes" like me.
Little fucker, now I gotta call him up and arrange some comeuppance for his ass!!!