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Old 05-02-2004, 04:09 AM  
Jace
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Originally posted by AaronM

I know my wife is going to be gone for 30 minutes and I know my maid needs cash. I offer her X$'s for the deed then we do a quick 25 minute shag.

I know my wife is due home any minute so I have the maid leave then I make up an excuse as to why little to no work was done while she was away. I shift the focus and the blame to the maid and kill two birds with one stone.

There is a saying....To catrch a theif, you need to be a theif. You are not thinking as a thief would.
haha, man, you are going to make one woman very happy one day! hahahaha
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