I think your asking for a little too much Nocarrier.
Its called work and everyone need to do it.
If it was that easy every idiot with a free host and sponsor content could make huge bank.
Maybe once it was like that but today its much more focused and requires some honing to get just right.
Asking for all the elements is like asking thehun to give you a top spot until you can finally make a profit.
If sleazy can do 100 signups a day that is great, doesnt mean everyone can.
